I realize that I live in the middle of a forest within a town so small is doesn't even have its own post office (let alone UPS office), but why the hell haven't you brought me my damn invitiation yet?! My toolkit says it was sent out on the 9th, so even if it was sent normal shipping via your company, is should take 3 days max for it to get here (your website even said it was GUARUNTEED!), yet alas I still do not know where I am going nor when.
In closing, make sure I get that shit on Monday.
Or else!
Love,
Kim
I'm also nominated to to teach English in Eastern Europe, and, like you, I am awaiting an official invitation packet!
ReplyDeletePerhaps I'll see you during staging!